Yes, a retired space shuttle would be sexier
than Life from Innerspace.

But at a cost of $28.8 Million to prep and ferry
a vestige orbiter to a mercantile repository,
$15,000 for a living breathing swimming
cousin of Jaws
seems like a bargain!

Mrs. Yates 'Sharks' - Brookline Elementary School
Moody Gardens Aquarium / Galveston, TX