Strap broke, one bounce, and a swan dive off the dock,
I knew it was 'dead' before splashing in the drink ...
Only four camera systems have meet catastrophic
in my 25 years of inner-space missions.
An acceptable percentage, considering the
global miles traversed on planes, trains, camels and
canoes (to mention a few), and hours immersed in
corrosive Neptunian soup documenting Life on 3rd Rock.