Waiting in the grocery
check out line
my anxiety soared upon realizing I was completely surrounded
by Jon & Kate ('People' Vol. 71 No. 11)
prominently displayed than Barack, Joe, Hillary,
Bob Gates and even Michelle (great arms) ...
these two high profilers surely must have
succeeded where Petraeus and Bernanke failed.
War is Over. Recession is Done. How did I miss it?!
"No sir." responded the teenage clerk,
"They're on tv and they're having an affair"
Perhaps 'real' People
would better brighten our World.